short for shop monkey, someone who is lazy at work but acts like they do everything and the company would fall apart without them, having an underseved sense of acomplishment
A shurkey is a animal in the animal kingdom. Shurkeys are cousins of the a sought after, turkey. Shurkeys on average are anywhere from 100-400lbs heavier then your usual turkeys. Shurkeys are much easier too kill becuase you can scare it and it canβt run or do shit about it. It is best to bring a truck with atleast a hemi in it though if you want to move it back home.