Oh my, Jason was so completely shuked by that question.
by Melvin T Scupper August 13, 2004
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State of confusion. Unaware of surrounding situational influences. Being out of touch in conversation or written word.
Can you please explain that to me, Im totally shuked.

I need to reread that paragraph, Im still shuked.
by JAA_MD December 10, 2006
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when you puke and shit at the same time
me: i shuked the toilet and the floor
by sniper nate March 30, 2022
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A toolish message board character who's known for one liners, or "shukisms". Particuarly common on Football-related message boards, but can also be found on Atkins diet and Disney Value-hunting boards as well.
"That guy is a total Shuke"
"Watch out, you don't wan't to offend the Shukies"
by FBG September 13, 2004
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After a hard night of drinking and eating raw clams, he woke up in the morning; ran to the bathroom and shuked.
by Jason Patire August 29, 2007
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verb: when your dog eats a turd and pukes it up
I thought the For-Bid worked, but my dog kept eating its turds and shuked on me while I was sleeping.

(Yes, it really happened.)
by jschooly February 25, 2010
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To shuke is to take a shit and puke simultaneously, therefore leaving a disgusting pile underneath yourself.
James Abbott drank too much beer and ate way too much at Hooters that he had to have me pull over so he could shuke on the side of the road.
by Newt May 27, 2004
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