look up any word, like ratchet:
 
3.
A dilemma arising when one must both shit and puke simultaneously.

If this has happened to you then you have realized with certainty that God has stationed you here on earth as a practical joke.
I shuked last night. I woke up and I had puke on my balls, and there was shit on the walls. It was an experience that put the fear of death in me.
by sklonko September 22, 2007
 
1.
to be utterly confused.
Oh my, Jason was so completely shuked by that question.
by Melvin T Scupper August 13, 2004
 
2.
State of confusion. Unaware of surrounding situational influences. Being out of touch in conversation or written word.
Can you please explain that to me, Im totally shuked.

I need to reread that paragraph, Im still shuked.
by JAA_MD December 10, 2006
 
4.
1. A feeling of uneasiness in your digestive system.

2. The physical act of shitting and puking simultaneously. Hence, to shuke...
1. Oh, man, those tacos made me feel like im going to shuke.

2. After last night, I'll be sitting on the can all day waiting to shuke.
by NYkid420 January 19, 2010
 
5.
A toolish message board character who's known for one liners, or "shukisms". Particuarly common on Football-related message boards, but can also be found on Atkins diet and Disney Value-hunting boards as well.
"That guy is a total Shuke"
"Watch out, you don't wan't to offend the Shukies"
by FBG September 13, 2004
 
6.
When you shit and puke in the same toilet bowl without flushing.
Josh: Dude, I heard you in the bathroom last night. What the hell happened?

Mark: I was so drunk. I took a shit and the smell was so bad that I puked. There was no time to flush.

Josh: It was a shuke!? Fuck!
by Chubbsicle July 10, 2011
 
7.
to vomit and shit at the same time.
when you shuke, you experience the acts of shitting and puking at the same time. Therefore, when you go to shit you vomit everywhere and when you go to puke, you shit everywhere.
by STAR December 18, 2012