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Flaccid from overuse. Shriveled and semi-erect penis, typically due to too much sex.
We fucked like six times last night, until my dick was shrumped. Then I kicked the bitch out.
shrumped by richard vendor October 22, 2012
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Shrushti 

A beautiful, sexy, funny and talented girl, who traps everyone with her charm. Her eyes and smile are normally the most attractive. She's the most kind-hearted who stands for her friends always. She's cute but also bears a lot of pain yet remains strong. You're lucky if you have a friend named Shrushti.
Shrushti is so charming.
Shrushti by TrueToLife October 11, 2018
Old dried up skeet that has turned into crumbs; often caught in one's pubes; May also be called the Hooker's Curse.
Jane found skrums in her pubes after forgetting to wash the skeet out of her pubes from the night before.
Skrums by 56th street house May 26, 2006

Strumskin 

The act of getting a blow-job while playing the guitar.
"Henry was jamming and received a strumskin"
Strumskin by STYLE DCVII 137 March 31, 2009
A sexual act combining a pearl necklace and a bronsky
Damn, that's one chick I'd shumsky
Shumsky by Ms Angelique January 4, 2011
A state of being that is unlike any high. The feeling one gets after taking a bite off a nerd rope, a sprinkle of pop rocks, a swig of Diet Dr. Pepper Cherry, and farting (sequentially). Vanilla Coke can be substituted if Diet Dr. Pepper Cherry is not available, but your shrimsiness will be severely tainted.
Dude-bro, I was straight shrimsy last night. Shrimsing all up in that party.
Shrimsy by brosephjyant April 18, 2011