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Captain Shreve 

a Louisiana public high school, featuring daily doses of fights, pot, sex, etc. The teachers here range from "I like her ok" to "I fucking hate her". The students range from "total BFF forever" to "fucking choke.". The actual school itself is marked with classy graffiti such as "I beleave in you" and posters for plays that students mainly attend for the bonus points teachers pass out. The sport teams are decent enough, same as the cheerleaders. It also features two main groups of students. The kind who pull out a box of pizza during a history lecture, or the kind who honestly is really smart and excels but should probably transfer to Magnet. This school does feature a large campus, however, in which you have to fucking sprint to make it to your class on time. But, in the end, its probably the most laid back school you'll ever see.
"Dude what high school are you going to?"
"Captain Shreve"

"...good fucking luck"
Captain Shreve by shrugslummer February 2, 2018
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Shreve Shifting 

To manually shift the gears in an automobile with an automatic transmission.
Quit the Shreve Shifting, will you? Who do you think you are...Richard Petty?
Shreve Shifting by P. Funk December 20, 2010
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Shreveport Side Pocket 

A sex act involving the hole in the abdomen, or 'stoma', where a colostomy bag is normally attached.
Person A: Dude, WTF are you doing talking to that nasty old crack ho?

Person B: She's gonna let me get that Shreveport Side Pocket.

Person A: I got next!
To search a computer for lost files.
He Shreved his hard drive for hours and still couldn't find the file he was looking for.
Shreved by Cracker22 June 18, 2008

levi shrekerman 

a man who comments under EVERY YAOI VIDEO on yt.
his pfp is levi shrekerman
Levi Shrekerman: Shrekerman
Comments: OMG !!!! I SEE YOU EVERYWHERE !!!!

dirty shreve 

when you stick your penis in the exhaust pipe of your tractor and then ejaculate over your country ham biscuit.
Shreve did you do a dirty shreve earlier cause it smells like a country ham biscuit?
dirty shreve by fartballs69 February 20, 2018

Shreeraj 

1) A man who is extremely good looking, rich and smart.
2) A person known to have a 12 inch Shlong.
3) A Man with God-like abilities
Katelyn: No I don't want a $200 foot long

Me: I'm like Shreeraj bitch, now eat my Shlong.

Katelyn: Well if you put it like that...
(Katelyn proceeds to ravish the wanker)
Shreeraj by Shreerajj March 29, 2009