Shnitzled 

1. adj. A state of non-existence; destroyed. 2. adj. Messily drunk.

Poor Kristy, she was so shnitzled she couldn't even stand up to vomit.

Shnitzled by Zingolicious October 8, 2008

shitzlepop 

complete and utter asshole who annoys the shit out of you.

Me: ryte mate.
friend: shut the fuck up.
Me: jesus, your such a fucking shitzlepop

shitzlepop by __Chubbz_ May 11, 2009

Spitzleized 

When you taste the spit of anothers in your drink

Kyle:Can i drink some water from your water bottle
Kent:Sure kyle
Kyle:Thanks *Guzzles water*
Kent:*Grabd bottle to drink some* DAMNIT KYLE YOU SPITZLEIZED MY DRINK..... Ugh ill have to refill it

Spitzleized by TreeHuggies August 30, 2016

shitzle 

A turd or excretion of the anus that looks like a pretzel.

The poop formed beautifully in the toilet it was a shitzle

shitzle by jstegall July 14, 2007

shitzle 

A poo which is frozen and is hangin by a single butt hair from your anus.

WOW!!!Look at that shitzle hanging from that Jesse kid over there!!!!

shitzle by Caesar February 19, 2004

schpitzl

a small animal, kind of like a wombat, that lives solely in treehouses and survives on southern comfort and wheat thins.

Holy crap, I just caught a schpitzl!

schpitzl by eg4316 June 15, 2008

Shnitzle Floogen 

The period of time when you and your friends are together and start to make up random phrases to surpass the urge to sleep.

”Me and reece were up past Shnitzle Floogen lastnight and shit got crazy bro”

Shnitzle Floogen by ScaryBiskits February 2, 2020