showmeism

a new religion.

the belief that one will not belive in any "god" or "higher being" until they are showed one or shown proof that one exists.
jesse and dez.

you are sitting in your bed and you say "god if you are real turn my lights off."

if the lights turn off, you are no longer a praiser of "showmeism"

showmeism by dezandjesse April 10, 2008

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Showzenism

A religion based off the MTV2 show Wonder Showzen. A devout follower of the show (see Showzenist). Showzenists pray to their god Lord Krondor and accept him as their savior. Showzenists snack of choice is Chewties.

Watching Wonder Showzen has converted me to Showzenism.

Showzenism by Percy Jones July 24, 2007

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showmeism • Shiweism • shoeism • ShowMeSunset • Showzenism

shoeism

Shoeism is a culture formed by shoeists and they pray to the great shoe God and in order to please him they suck on the aglet of a shoelace and when they do so they are rewarded with eternal youth as long as they perform the task every night.

I study shoeism every night in order to please the great shoe god

shoeism by The great shoeist January 22, 2015

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Shiweism

A holy religion led by the one and only shiwei. Only certain people who meet his criteria are allowed to follow him. However, if you are accepted and are following him, he IS the answers to all your prayers. Followers of shiweism are called shiweists for males and shiweiers for females.

James: jess are you a shiweier yet?
Jess: im waiting for approval to follow shiweism, i heard everyone's prayers were answered by shiwei!

Shiweism by Legend 27 O.o May 29, 2019

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ShowMeSunset

A phrase used instead of swears such as cunt and bellend which allows you to nit be seen as rude.

Shut up ShowMeSunset

ShowMeSunset by The Farming Mandalorian August 17, 2021

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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