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To physically appear as if one has been hit in the face with a shovel
Q:what do you think of that girl?
A:oh, she looks shovely
Shovely by Battlephone October 2, 2009

shit shoveller 

A noun to describe a male of the species that indulges in sticking his penis into another man's anus thereby shovelling the shit.

see also: fudge packer, Uphill Gardener, Chutney Ferret, Marmite Miner, shit stabber, Backdoor Merchant, Butt Pirate ect...
____ enjoyed shovelling shit, so therefore was a shit shoveller.

Shovelling 

Intimate, yet rapid hand movement made between a naked man and woman, made whilst bathing in a room filled with unsuspecting witnesses in the absence of any forgiving bathing paraphernalia such as bubble bath ....
Yeah she got that limp shovelling

a steam-shovelled cunt

"Norman Sheun?"
"Yeah hi, is a Steam-Shovelled Cunt there?"
"no, no, nobody here by that name, mate"
Adjective, Pronounced like "lovely". A feeling of agitation with an individual to the point you would like to hit them over the head with a shovel a la Norman Bates and Mother in Psycho. Similar to stabby but swap knives for shovels.
"Johnny was really getting at me today, staring at his screen with that blank look while our server was down again... i felt myself getting all shovely, wanting to drive his goofy head straight through the screen."
shovely by treetop1500 May 10, 2010

shovelling fog 

The guy from CVI was shovelling fog so high that we could not see our Argus runs