Shovel coal

Put it in a man's pooper

From Arrested Development:

"Do you Boys know how to shovel coal?"

To a bunch of gay dancers

"Nods"

by Annyong11 December 23, 2008

shovelling coal

To insert your first and second fingers into another persons anus, and scoop out some shit.

Matt:I really like it, but shovelling coal leaves your fingers smelling for days.
Jonas:nice.

by absinthe smelling mick January 2, 2011

shoveling coal

The janitor's job on an interracial, scat-fetish porn set.

"Did you hear about Eric? He gets to work on set with some of the best in the biz! They even got Sasha Grey to come out of retirement for this!"

"Sure, but you know with a crew of that caliber he'll be shoveling coal for a week"

*simultaneous shudder*

by The Great Botnet May 2, 2014

Coal Shoveler

Sexual act in which one partner force feeds their own feces down the other partner's throat and any other orifice they please.

Joseph: Hey man! What's up?
Michael: Awww dude, your breath is nasty!
Joseph: Oh, I'm sorry. I guess I was too busy getting it in last night that I forgot to brush my teeth. ;)
Michael: Yea right! Someone did the Coal Shoveler to you, bro!

by nothinglikelust August 20, 2012