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A ski with five shot glasses on it. Good for bonding over alcohol.

Not invented, but perfected at the cross country compound of the University of Colorado -Colorado Springs.
Bro! That shotski got me so hammered last night! You guys are awesome!
shotski by Frank Babo September 8, 2011
Related Words
another word for a smoking method known as a shotty
dave could you load me up a shotski off your bud please?
shotski by razr2k9 January 1, 2009

Shitskid 

noun~ A small annoying child, who is a direct product of asshole parents. Dubbed, said name, for being as persistent as those tough to get out stains.
The neighbors little shitskid, keeps fuckin' with my dog. I guess I'm going to trade the dog for a box of bees.
Shitskid by Squeakster February 17, 2009

Shitskipped 

1. Small, Insignificant, or Irrelevant;
2. Not worth mentioning
3. Engaged with moreso out of expedience than desire or afinity
1. Ex President George W. Bush was cultivated, bred, & educated in a Shitskipped region of west Texas.
Shitskipped by The'Gist February 23, 2010

Shootskies 

A term used to avoid using the word shit.
"Now, now. Don't say shit, say shootskies!"
Shootskies by Wolf Leonora March 6, 2009

rumpel shitskin 

from the kids movie rumpelstiltskin. His long lost bumper-lipped, grease covered, shit smelling nigger brother who was sold to a slave owner in the south. Rumpelstiltskin was lucky enough to make it big in a kids movie. Rumpel shitskin on the other hand was stuck picking cotton, making yarn, and eating old porridge and salty creek water at the lovely warm feeling plantation. He slept on cow shit, and used frozen horse sperm as a pillow. One day his owner's dog raped him and his slave owner shot rumpel shitskin for sexually assaulting his dog. His body is now used as a coat rack and his head is hanging from his tree along with the other dead banana-eating monkeys. Being called rumpel shitskin is an extreme insult meaning the person(or nigger) is extremely lazy, worthless, dirty, smelly, ugly, slimey, greasy, and just a completely disgusting creature.
john:Did that velcro headed fudgie just steal your car and rape your wife?

billy bob: yep he don did. so i shot that rumpel shitskin and made me a leather coat outta it.