shortsman disease 

A disease that only exists in people that are shorter than average height. Symtoms include easily becoming angry at others, trying to hard to prove yourself, doing anything you can to hide your height.

Why is ben acting like such a dick?" "Its probably his shortsman disease.

shortsman disease by Ben Councel September 24, 2011

Showtiming 

extending any competitive event for longer than needed,

for the purpose of asserting dominance, or showing off.

I couldve finished that ping pong game earlier, but I was just showtiming

He could have finished the fight in the first, but he showtimed, and got knocked out.

He couldve finished the fight in the first, but he showtimed and got know

Showtiming by katdoggsmom November 28, 2014

Shortii 

Angela Tran

Whats up shortii?
Ohh I mean Angela

Shortii by NotAnson October 1, 2018

showtiming 

Showtiming is when someone is pursued by their so-called friends only when they are doing well or successful financially; i.e. bought a new car, house, phone, or is suddenly physically fit / attractive.

They began texting and calling shortly after he invited them all to a webcam conversation. For they were showtiming-ass peeps..

showtiming by TheHTownSupaman June 16, 2017

shortii 

a girl at school who is normally very short

mel (shortii) a small girl at your school

shortii by shortii mel March 19, 2008

Shortin 

A kind of slang thats been made famous by Slick Gamer...making a phrase shorter by cutting the words and putting it in one

English: Lets get crazy drunk on friday
Slang: Lets get crunk on last day
Shorting: Legget crunk on lazzay

Shortin by Lil' Shuffl3r November 11, 2007

shortskin 

shaaawt-skeeeen

opposite of longskin aka fat chicks.
shortskin is a positive compliment about SHORTIES. (or attractive females)
they usually come in pairs.

GIRRL WHY YO SKEEEN SO SHORT?

"yo, whats up shortskin?"

shortskin by shortskin101 August 27, 2008