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Text Shortcuts 

a feature on a samsung keyboard that i love very much

i can type hundreds of symbols without needing to go to another website to type it

you can also use text shortcuts for it's intended purpose, to make shortcuts for commonly used text
man i love text shortcuts sooooo much
Text Shortcuts by ζaaq June 10, 2025

shortfusd 

Shortfusd (stylized as "shortfusd," also referred to as "shawtie") is a Canadian variety / rage streamer on Twitch.

As of October 29th, 2023, shortfusd has amassed 930 followers and maintains an average view count between the 20s and 30s. He is well known for his easy-going demeanor and fun personality, sharing various inside jokes with his chat members and his utility bots (the most popular of which being a lesser known counting bot, a_n_i_v). He is also growing a mustache, of which his chat members have both praised and condemned.

Shawtie is often self-described as a cool dude and a Jump King master, of which have been frequently contested. His main games typically consist of games well-known for their strenuous difficulty and time-consuming nature, such as Celeste, Jump King, Getting Over It, and Genshin Impact. His UID is accessible via the in-chat command "!uid".

His current Jump King record is just above 70~ hours, and he frequently makes continuous and sisyphean efforts to increase that. The chat members of shortfusd, while strange, have continued to support his endeavors and hope to see him grow in the future. Most expert analysists agree that, within the next few hours, shortfusd will grow to be a prosperous and strapping young man, and that his popularity might follow suit.
Person 1: Hey, there's a shortfusd stream today!
Person 2: oh you're a shortfusd viewer
Person 3: eww a shortfusd viewer
Person 4: let's sacrifice that shortfusd viewer
shortfusd by columbina's #1 fan October 29, 2023

Drew Shortcut 

A shortcut that in the end proves almost no purpose. It is either so ridiculous that no one would ever use it, or it only saves a person one minute in a three hour car drive.
Dude, why did you just take that drew shortcut? It didn't save as any time.
Drew Shortcut by Xanthrun December 9, 2008

Jersey Shortcut 

Jersey Shortcut – Second man in; or to “swoop” in on a situation where your buddy has already engaged in conversation with one or more women. It is not necessarily one’s intention to distract the girl your buddy is talking to, or to “CB” him, but to engage her friend in conversation as the “ice” has already been broken by your buddy. If, in fact, the girl your buddy is talking to seems more interested in you than him, it is acceptable at this point to make a move and potentially steal the girl away.
Example:

Rob – Yo, check out those 2 broads over there… yea, the blonde has been staring me down since we walked in.

Derek – Yea? …well then make moves son!

Rob – I got this.

Rob – Hey, what’s up.. you guys know of any good bars or clubs around here?

Blonde – (Insert engaging reply here)

Derek – (Swooping in from the side to talk to her brunette friend, instantly begins kicking solid game…)

Rob – Damn.. there goes that Jersey Shortcut again!
Jersey Shortcut by Mr. NJ July 4, 2010

Alabama shortcut

Not wiping after defacating.
I was late for work and out of toilet paper. I had no time to grab a new roll so I took an Alabama Shortcut.

Captain Shortbus 

A supervisor or leadership personality that is obviously ineffective in their work, management or duties. Usually they must micromanage, pester and hold your hand through any process, effectively slowing everything down.
Jeff: "Man, Captain Shortbus has really been riding me."
Brett: "That sucks, was he standing over your shoulder directing everything you were doing again?"
Jeff: "Yeah, it took hours to get the simplest of things done."
Captain Shortbus by vfsexy1 April 17, 2010