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shortfusd 

Shortfusd (stylized as "shortfusd," also referred to as "shawtie") is a Canadian variety / rage streamer on Twitch.

As of October 29th, 2023, shortfusd has amassed 930 followers and maintains an average view count between the 20s and 30s. He is well known for his easy-going demeanor and fun personality, sharing various inside jokes with his chat members and his utility bots (the most popular of which being a lesser known counting bot, a_n_i_v). He is also growing a mustache, of which his chat members have both praised and condemned.

Shawtie is often self-described as a cool dude and a Jump King master, of which have been frequently contested. His main games typically consist of games well-known for their strenuous difficulty and time-consuming nature, such as Celeste, Jump King, Getting Over It, and Genshin Impact. His UID is accessible via the in-chat command "!uid".

His current Jump King record is just above 70~ hours, and he frequently makes continuous and sisyphean efforts to increase that. The chat members of shortfusd, while strange, have continued to support his endeavors and hope to see him grow in the future. Most expert analysists agree that, within the next few hours, shortfusd will grow to be a prosperous and strapping young man, and that his popularity might follow suit.
Person 1: Hey, there's a shortfusd stream today!
Person 2: oh you're a shortfusd viewer
Person 3: eww a shortfusd viewer
Person 4: let's sacrifice that shortfusd viewer
shortfusd by columbina's #1 fan October 29, 2023
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shortbucks

Any retail business containing a small Starbucks cafe, typically displaying a limited offering of the standard menu of food and drinks and staffed with baristas who have received only a remedial education in their craft.
The idiot at the Shortbucks had no clue how to make my drink.
shortbucks by theswooper August 8, 2015

Captain Shortbus 

A supervisor or leadership personality that is obviously ineffective in their work, management or duties. Usually they must micromanage, pester and hold your hand through any process, effectively slowing everything down.
Jeff: "Man, Captain Shortbus has really been riding me."
Brett: "That sucks, was he standing over your shoulder directing everything you were doing again?"
Jeff: "Yeah, it took hours to get the simplest of things done."
Captain Shortbus by vfsexy1 April 17, 2010

shortbus 

(noun) A person who rode or rides on the small yellow school bus. see wordretard/word
Shut up, shortbus!
shortbus by Frankthetank August 30, 2003

Shortness of breath 

The excuse that unathletic people use when they get tired of running
*Chalmers is panting and stops running laps during his workout*
Gavin: Yo Chalmers are you ok?
Chalmers: Yeah I just got some shortness of breath
Gavin: Do you have asthma or something?
Charmers: no I just have shortness of breath
Shortness of breath by Circy4 July 20, 2016

shoutburst 

A shoutburst is a shout and an outburst combined. It generally means someone who is acting so immature and is shouting so incredibly loud that absolutely everyone around can see and hear them. A total meltdown. It is not a short angry burst but a long and loud one with a lot of whining and screaming. It really brings a lot of negative attention to the person who is doing it.
"Did you hear about Stacy the other day when Kathy took her lipgloss ?"
"Boy did I ! She had a full 30-minute shoutburst ! People flocked all around to watch and record it on their phones."
shoutburst by dw8177 July 25, 2020

shortbus 

of low intelligence and lower common sence, a bubble-headed space cadet, referring to those "special" individuals who ride the short bus to school, just an all-around dumbass moron
Mike DeAngelo's current girlfriend is a fuckin shortbus- she needs a helmet.
shortbus by sidnnancy July 11, 2007