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Ass shorts 

These are shorts that show everything. There’s basically no need to even where pants with these on because your whole ass is showing.
The guys loved when the model wore ass shorts.
Ass shorts by BoobyWooby69420 December 30, 2021

Short ass 

A females rear that seems to go almost directly from her wasit to the gap between her legs leaving little round for the butt. They still can be nice and round but appear to be 'short' hence the name.
Person A: Those chicks on Guitar Hero III sure have short asses.
Person B: Oh, I know!

baby short ass 

A nickname for somebody who is smaller then average for their age and has a small penis
Adam a.k.a baby short ass is small everywhere
baby short ass by Ladee's-J&C July 30, 2008

Digging His Shorts Out of His Ass 

A person who is not clean. A person that has a crack so nasty, their underwear sticks inside their crack, they they have to keep pulling and tugging at the bottom of their underwear to keep it out of their crack.
With all the money in the the 2010 election and the lies about his employmnent record, Alaska Republican Senate canidate Joe Miller is Digging His Shorts Out of His Ass to show he as actually clean, when we all see how nasty he actually is.
A shortass is a person who can be easily slapped up whilst also buying a shitty coat from year 3 and still have it fit him 5years later. Gaeeee
Person: shut the fuck up shortass
Shortass: tf u say to me
Shortass by rlly? March 18, 2021