Shorty Text

An over exaggerated statement from your significant other.

Everything my girl says is a shorty text

Shorty Text by Noxnohi August 31, 2023

shoot a text 

the simple act of sending a text message

Matt: Have you heard from Uncle T today?
Big Chris: Nah, you might wanna shoot a text to him.
Matt: K, thanks butty!

shoot a text by coalcase1 October 27, 2009

Texas Shot Glass 

the act of resorting to drinking strait from the bottle because you cant find a traditional shot glass or cup.

Bryson was getting turnt and wanted Becky to catch up. He couldn't find her a cup so she hit that Texas Shot glass.

Texas Shot Glass by grubdog November 13, 2019

Texas Shoot Out 

When about to ejaculate you put a nerf dart (preferably with a thumbtack taped or glued to the end) into the urethra and shoot it onto the woman's face or breast

Guy: It was going well until i hit her eye with the texas shoot out

Guy 2: Dang bro, thats gotta sting

Texas Shoot Out by Haha statue goes bonk August 13, 2020

Texas T-Shirt 

Name given to the disposable toilet seat covers, as often found in public restrooms. With center ring removed, they make an excellent "half-tee" and will help prevent sunburn on your shoulders. Often readily available at outdoor concerts and are very affordable.

" ... looks like it's gonna be a hot day at the park today, better grab some texas t-shirts while we're gettin' beer at the quickie mart ... "

Texas T-Shirt by marscopar April 6, 2010

shoot me a text 

Sending a text message.

Hey, just shoot me a text sometime.

shoot me a text by That_One_Lissandra_Main November 14, 2015

Texas t-shirt 

An ass gasket. A paper toilet seat cover commonly found in public restrooms.

This expression has been common since at least the 1950s, and cold be older.

Mrs. Murphy put a Texas t-shirt onto the toilet seat in Hannigan's Bar.

Texas t-shirt by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005