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someone who is short and you want to tease them about their height. sometimes they have a bit of an annoying personality
man! what do you want now short shit?
yo! what's good short shit?
find out what short shit wants from mcdonalds?
by contendorr April 06, 2011
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a cross between a midget and an asshole,mostly meaning a poor excuse for an italian,enjoys going tanning,lifting and thinking hes better then everyone...also doin stuff with his ass pirate mike,and last but probably the most important getting a piercing just like chris cuz he knows hes the man with that fake shit in his ear
Laaaaaadies, do u think i look and act like a SHORT SHIT
by kevin pizlori January 19, 2008
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