short shit

someone who is short and you want to tease them about their height. sometimes they have a bit of an annoying personality

man! what do you want now short shit?
yo! what's good short shit?
find out what short shit wants from mcdonalds?

by contendorr April 6, 2011

Short Shit

a cross between a midget and an asshole,mostly meaning a poor excuse for an italian,enjoys going tanning,lifting and thinking hes better then everyone...also doin stuff with his ass pirate mike,and last but probably the most important getting a piercing just like chris cuz he knows hes the man with that fake shit in his ear

Laaaaaadies, do u think i look and act like a SHORT SHIT

by kevin pizlori January 19, 2008

Short Shit

Slang for a someone that’s really Short

Your such a Short Shit, you could be mistaken as a midget

by AmazingHalo1313 December 3, 2019

Shit & Shorts

Verb - to watch short videos on social media while simultaneously sitting on the toilet & taking a shit

Origin - during times print media was prevalent , a shit & shorts was formerly equivalent to reader’s digesting, or taking a national geographic no. 2 , or otherwise to read a magazine while pooping 💩. The term evolved once the era of “tik-tok” had taken the world by storm, giving birth to a generation built on a “fake it till’ you make it” foundation and shared mindset

How long you going to be in there restroom bruh? You take long ass shit & shorts.

Shit & Shorts will make people forget to wipe their asses not realizing how much time when by on the toilet.

Sometimes at work , shit & shorts in the bathroom will the pass time.

by April 6, 2023