short pork
short pork by DellOne55 January 23, 2008
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sport porkin
sport porkin by peasandcorn June 11, 2006
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sport porkin
the act of chasing women as if it was a sport with different rules such as betting on the first one to have sex with a girl.
The act of sport porking has two unwritten rules (until now):
1. Go Ugly Early
2. No girl looks ugly with my dick in her mouth
The act of sport porking has two unwritten rules (until now):
1. Go Ugly Early
2. No girl looks ugly with my dick in her mouth
Guy 1: hey dude how ya been? You seen the new girl from the dorm?
Guy 2: Yea dude, shes hot. I would do terrible things to her...
Guy 1: Me too, wanna make this interesting?
Guy 2: You talking about sport porkin?
Guy 1: Hell Yea!
Guy 2: THE GAME IS AFOOT!
Guy 2: Yea dude, shes hot. I would do terrible things to her...
Guy 1: Me too, wanna make this interesting?
Guy 2: You talking about sport porkin?
Guy 1: Hell Yea!
Guy 2: THE GAME IS AFOOT!
sport porkin by GCruz December 30, 2011
shortwork-maker
one who finishes something or doing something in no time, e.g. a person who eats too fast or who finishes his wok too quickly.
shortwork-maker by uttam maharjan November 26, 2011
Shortdorkis
Shortdorkis by Lucy🦮🐾🦴 March 13, 2021
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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