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a pedophile, or one who is jailed for child molestation
It's dangerous to be labeled Short Eyes in prison.
by A. Scott Falk October 30, 2005
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Prisoner's word for child molester
The minute a short-eyes hits the shower in the Federal Hotel, he starts getting a taste of his own medicine.
by Blackwolf Morrow October 01, 2005
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a prison incarcerated for child moslestion.
"don't associate with him cuz his got short eyes"
by x July 27, 2003
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Synonym for pedophile.

Obverse of muther fucker.

One who should be executed with a hot clothes iron slowly over 10 years.

(Note: Should NOT be confused with sho-tay or shorty)
"Being a short-eye is one of the lowest criminal profiles, even the worst convicted prisoners loath pedophiles"
by zor November 25, 2003
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prison jargon for porno material
"I'll trade you my P&J for your short eyes."
by ella enchanted April 18, 2006
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A bigot /one who believes those of races unlike their own are less than or unequal. One who holds racial biases towards others.
The Nazi Party was full of "Short Eyes".
by Mr Dc April 29, 2014
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Every parent knows what short-eyes means. It's that weird man (or woman) who doesn't look the parent in the eye, but instead looks down to stare at the children. In prison, it refers to a pedo.
Husband: Did you see that weird dude looking down at our little Suzy ???
Wife: I did. He's definitely a short-eye.
Husband: Should I kick the pedo's ass ?
Wife: Let's just get the hell outta here before he comes back !
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