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Shorthand for "cracker ass cracker". Cracker is a racial slur for white people. The term without abbreviations was popularized by Chris Rock when he used it repeatedly in a segment of his 1999 HBO comedy special Bigger & Blacker. The shorthand CAC is/was commonly used on the popular hip hop message board The Coli which helped spread its usage and awareness of the term.

Radio host Charlamagne tha God also frequently uses the shorthand, as well as using a soundboard of Chris Rock saying "cracker ass cracker" during segments of his show The Breakfast Club which broadcasts out of Power 105.1 in New York City and also airs in 90 markets across the US. The Breakfast Club's YouTube channel also has over 5 million subscribers and almost 2.7 billion video views as of late August 2022.
"That CAC. I'll put my foot in his cracker ass!"
by Datch Guy August 25, 2022
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Nickname for former US President Barack Obama that originates in the Bill Ayers 2008 presidential election controversy. Bill Ayers is a Chicago-based college professor who lived in the same neighborhood in Chicago as Obama and they were friendly with each other. Ayers was a 1960s radical who was a member of the militant leftist group the Weather Underground in his youth.

The fact that he and Obama were on friendly terms, although both men denied being friends, helped fuel right-wing conspiracy theories that Obama was a radical leftist like Ayers and that Ayers had mentored Obama and was guiding Obama to destroy the US from within his position of power. Ayers said that he got along well with Obama when they saw each other at local social events, but that Obama was not a radical, even though he wished that Obama was a radical and that he did not have any influence over Obama's ideology.

The term "The Fresh Prince of Bill Ayers" is a play on words referencing the popular 90s sitcom The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air about a young black man who moves to the tony Los Angeles neighborhood of Bel-Air to live with wealthy relatives after getting in trouble in his inner-city neighborhood in West Philadelphia. In this play on words, Obama is the "fresh prince" of radical leftist Bill Ayers who they think is dangerous and now has access to power through Obama. Of course, none of these irrational fears, false claims and conspiracies came to fruition and Obama was a rather moderate president.
Obama is a radical Marxist! He's The Fresh Prince of Bill Ayers!
by Datch Guy March 9, 2021
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Originally, dating back to the late 1960s and early 1970s, it was a term used to describe counterculture people, or hippies, aka "freaks" who were part of the Jesus movement. However, later on it was used as a pejorative against anyone who was a particularly devout Christian and especially vocal about it, even if they were rather square and quite the opposite of counterculture or hippies. This is typically how the term is used today.
Jesus freaks
Out in the street
Handing tickets out for God
by Datch Guy July 5, 2022
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New nickname for Texas's junior senator Ted Cruz after he abandoned his post in Texas during a power outage crisis to fly to Cancun for a short vacation that he planned AFTER the crisis started, but then quickly tucked tail and flew immediately back to Texas, throwing his family under the bus as an excuse for his absence. Nickname is a play on words based on Donald Trump's nickname for Cruz which is Lyin Ted, based on Cruz's penchant for lying.
I'm a Republican from Texas, but even I can't defend Flyin Ted on this one.
by Datch Guy February 19, 2021
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Vaginal or anal sex without lubrication, whether natural (such as from foreplay which causes vaginal wetness), or artificial (such as KY or Vaseline). This provides pleasure for the penetrating partner because of the tightness, but can cause pain for the person who's being penetrated, especially anally.
by Datch Guy June 30, 2022
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Old school prison slang for a child molester. Term entered the public lexicon in the late 1970s when Miguel Piñero adapted his play Short Eyes into a movie with the same title that became a cult classic and had a popular soundtrack album performed by Curtis Mayfield, including the hit single Do Do Wap Is Strong In Here. The movie is about a pedophile, or "short eyes", who gets tortured and ultimately killed by his fellow inmates after they find out what he's in jail for.

However, the term is rarely used these days. More common current terms for child molesters in prison are chomo and skinner.
Let's shank short eyes in the showers...
by Datch Guy March 29, 2022
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