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crack shot 

The nickname given to a skilled marksman who has a very quick fire time between the time he draws his weapon (usually a sidearm pistol) from the holster and the time he fires it accuretly. This term was moreso used in the old days when you challenge people to duels and in the wild west.
Wow, John's pull-time is .9 and he has headshots across the board...hes definetly a crack shot
crack shot by werd_chester September 12, 2006

Crack Shoot 

A sexual game wherein a target is 'painted', generally in concentric circles, on a WILLING female participant using the faeces of her partner (though it has been known for couples to 'share the load' at this point). The male participants overall aim is to ejaculate as close to the centre of this target as possible.

For an 'old school' crack shoot the targets need to be drawn, again, in concentric circles around the backside of the female participant, leaving the anus as the 'bullseye' itself, truly making it a 'crack' shoot. As well as a bad pun.
'Dude, met some girl last night, she wanted to try a crack shoot, it was intense'

'Old school crack shoot?'

'Yeah man, first bullseye of my life!'

'You sicken me'

Crack Shot 

A hazing ritual whereby the person being hazed is forced to prop a beer cup under the bare ass of his fellow hazee. The hazer would then pour a beer or shot etc down the ass crack of the bent over third party, whereby the drinker waits until all of the liquid has accumulated in his cup. Once all of the drops are in the cup, the hazee then proceeds to down the 'crack shot' in one long pull.
Man, I had to do a crack shot last night in order to get intiated into the Sig Ep house.
Crack Shot by Fooch October 6, 2006

mexican crack shot 

When you take a shot out of someone's ass crack.
Dude, I got this chick so drunk she took a Mexican Crack shot out of my ass!
mexican crack shot by Randal Flagg November 30, 2007

Crack shot Connor 

A person who specialises in sniping, typically sniping people out of aerial vehicles like biplanes or helicopters. This can also apply to an interesting spin on sniping such as drag shots or no scoping.
That snipe was a Crack shot Connor shot
Crack shot Connor by 3crownedprince February 23, 2024

Swimming ducks are drawn to shore by crackers. 

A phrase that shows that people are often draw away from their normal flow of life by seemingly good things. Either for improvement or for their downfall.
"Hey john did you hear about alex's new girlfriend? she's really fixed him up!"
"Hey swimming ducks are drawn to shore by crackers."

"Hey did you see that alex got his car stolen by that seemingly nice guy!"
"ahh, Swimming ducks are drawn to shore by crackers."