Short Arms, Long pockets

When someone has money but is to tight to share it.

Noob: Hey Dude, Want to buy the next round of drinks

V-Rex: Nah, it's cool man i have not got enough money.

Noob: God, Such Short Arms, Long pockets.

Short Arms, Long pockets by Dont Ponce, You freeloader June 11, 2009

short arms and deep pockets with glass in the bottom 

An extremely cheap person. A miser. One who never wants to pay his own way.

Don't ask Adam to buy, he's got short arms and deep pockets with glass in the bottom.

short arms and deep pockets with glass in the bottom by jdgator1000 June 19, 2011

have deep pockets and short arms 

to be rich and stingy

You sir, clearly have deep pockets and short arms.

have deep pockets and short arms by The Retrun of Light Joker January 13, 2009

Shortarse 

A person who is short in stature and is a complete and utter ARSE!

See Nick Williams for an example.

Shortarse by Mousels January 6, 2005

Shortarm 

Pulling your hand inside of your sleeve, and then using that hand to hold a cold beer in order to prevent said hand from getting cold. The result is one arm appearing shorter than the other.

"Hey Phil do you have a can koozie? My beer is way too cold to hold bare handed."

"Why don't you just shortarm your beer?"

"Thanks. This works great!"

Shortarm by kingdomcome50 April 10, 2010

shortarse syndrome

Bossy behaviour by a person of short stature but large ego, also known as a Napoleon complex

"That little runt has shortarse syndrome:
ever since he got promoted to deputy assistant chief toilet cleaner, he thinks he makes out that he runs the entire company!"

shortarse syndrome by Iskander ibn Al Khwarizmi January 13, 2026