Swopies 

Sexually transmitted disease known as Swopies. Swopies is incurable, just like AIDS. Symptoms include reddish, scabby bumps at or near area of contact. Swopies is acquired through contact with The Swopester.

Joe: "Hey did you hear that Drew has Swopies?"
Scott: "that poor bastard...she probablly begged him for sex."

Swopies by puppydog420 June 22, 2011

shoppes 

a highly obnoxious, forced anglicization of the word "shops." this alteration of the aforementioned, socially acceptable word ("shops") is prevalent in tourist traps and other kitschy locations (i.e. pennsylvania). intended to sound homey and old fashioned, this vernacular does not mesh well with the 21st century. note: this verbiage seems to be a favorite of the QVC crowd.

"Let's go to Lancaster County, PA, and visit the Shoppes. Perhaps we can find some *priceless* antiques or some new Anne Geddes photo albums!"

shoppes by unmoutonsvp January 5, 2006

SHOPNESIA 

Specific Amnesia that takes place in the supermarket or Retail shop which cases you to forget what you wanted to buy resulting in you buying unnecesary stuff or whatever crosses your path.

"Yes, I am aware that we have 2 unopened cereal boxes, but I went to the supermarket and suffered from shopnesia".

SHOPNESIA by El Cuni March 25, 2009

shopcest 

When two people in the same occupation or vocational shop get into a relationship, implying that shop is like family and no relationship should come out of it other than friendships

Person 1: Hey did you here David and Cathy are dating in our shop

Person 2: Ew, that’s just shopcest

shopcest by Dhogen.good450 November 4, 2021

Shopist 

a shopist is when you are racist towards grocery shops or clothing shops.

person 1: i like Asda more than tesco
person 2: that’s so shopist

Shopist by AleenaRules!! May 12, 2019

shopression 

feeling the need to shop or feeling depressed due to the fact that one has not shopped in a long time

Person 1: I feel so sad.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: I think I have shopression

shopression by not.ava September 23, 2017

shopie 

this name is often given to the prettiest girl and the smartest girl in the world, very lovely to be around and always help you if you forgot an english word.they are also very funny. very cool to be friend with them but is better to be lovers, because they are very caring and loving.
they have good sense of fashion.

leo: woah look at that chick, its shopie, bro she so smart
random guy: hello shopie
shopie: helllooo kweens 😻

shopie by uncle sop May 24, 2022