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snowcrastination 

Not doing your homework or work because you think its goin to snow during the night leading to the closure of school / business
hey man are u gonna work on the project
no
why not?
snowcrastination man, snowcrastination

hey billy did you do mr wongs hw?
no man i didn't cook pot stickers cause i was snowcrastinating now im screwed cause it didnt snow
snowcrastination by Carl pitz January 13, 2007
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shopcrastinating 

1. The act of shopping when you should be doing something more important.
2. The act of avoiding doing shopping that is required.
Jane's paper is due tomorrow and she's shopcrastinating on eBay.

Christmas is in two days, yet I'm still shopcrastinating.
shopcrastinating by DRZaia December 22, 2008

Showcrastination 

The act of procrastinating watching or bingeing a show you like to the point where you obtain no progress into the next episodes. Usually comes as a result of a boring episode or simply not having the time or motivation to watch it.

Also can come as a serious issue to people who want to binge watch entire seasons in a week but simply don’t as a result of Showcrastination.
Bill: Have you seen the new episode of Better Call Saul? Man that shit was insane.

Kevin: Nah man, I have a serious Showcrastination issue. I’m still on Season 2.

snowcrastination 

Not doing your homework or work because you think its goin to snow during the night leading to the closure of school / business
hey man are u gonna work on the project
no
why not?
snowcrastination man, snowcrastination

hey billy did you do mr wongs hw?
no man i didn't cook pot stickers cause i was snowcrastinating now im screwed cause it didnt snow
snowcrastination by Carl pitz December 9, 2008

socrastination 

I spent 5 hours today socrastinating on the bbc website. Im the king of socrastination,
socrastination by wodo April 11, 2011
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026