The act of cockblocking yourself through talking to much, saying the wrong things, acting really creepy, etc., effectively negating any sexual attraction anyone might have had towards you. (Akin to shoot yourself in the foot) The likelihood of shooting yourself in the dick is in direct correlation with the amount of alcohol you consume.

Person A: Wow, I thought Shreyas was kind of cute, but he keeps texting me about how I'm basically the personification of all his fetishes.
Person B: Holy crap, that's so creepy. Way to shoot yourself in the dick.

Shoot Yourself in the Dick by KaylenAtStarz October 15, 2013

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swiggity swooty commin' in for that booty

The action of an extremely smooth male picking up a female based solely on her posterior end.

Guy 1: "Look at that fine ass!"
Guy 2: "I'm gonna slide in, swiggity swooty commin' in for that booty."

swiggity swooty commin' in for that booty by Wat's Brakin Beter October 2, 2017

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shoot myself in the face

an expression of self-loathing or disgust directed towards either yourself, others, or an event. Also expressed as "shoot me in the face".

I didn't pass? Shoot me in the face.

He struck out? Shoot me in the face.

I came already? Guess I won't be shooting you in the face. Shoot me in the face.

shoot myself in the face by J to the Rone June 27, 2005

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