Shoo the birds Share definition Flag (verb)- When females in a group purposely ditch the males so they can go have sex with each other. "Hey Kate, you look so hot tonight! Lets shoo the birds and go back to my place!" says a very horny Veronika. Shoo the birds by screaming creamer May 25, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the Shoo the birds mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch