Skip to main content
To shit and vommit simontaniously, usually resulting from extensive alcohol consumtion.
"My stomache is going crazy, I think I'm about to shommit, where can i find a bucket and a toilet?"
Shommit by Luke Swiderski October 7, 2003
Related Words
When you are so sick that you begin to simotanously shit and vomit at the same time.
I was sitting on the toilet not feeling so well when i began to shommit.
shommit by swallytrip January 11, 2009

Shmiterick Johnson 

ahh yes, the definition for such an individual as this kid, whose name began in our high school foods class which was taught by a VERY HOT young women whose name i can't reveal because she is the shit and she's hot, any way, a definition is impossible to put into words,but i'll try...
crazy, wonbledorfing, trout snorting, river jumping, snootersluging, prestinort, nut who is in the band RAMBLECHANT, road waves
schmiterick johnson izzle

Shmmifer 

People who enjoy the smell of sharpies.. Also becoming high off of sharpies...

Don’t ask why I know this..
Dude, that girl is a Shmmifer!!
Shmmifer by Shmiffer February 10, 2018

shomyster 

Alternate name for J. Veizi
Shomyster “Veizi” J
shomyster by MVeizi December 6, 2020
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026