When someone shits and vomits at the same time.
He was sitting on the toilet and had a shomit.
by Spicysauceboss November 15, 2019
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When you vomit and shit at the same time, either in your pants or on a toilet / public space. (SH-it, v-OMIT)
Last week at the club I drank so much I lost control of my bodily functions and had a Shomit all over the bar.

Go team Shomit!
by A Devout Follower. April 2, 2021
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When one throws up and shits at the same time, either in their pants or on a toilet. (SH-it, v-OMIT)
Last week I drank so much at the club I accidentally shomited at the bar in front of everyone.

Go Team Shomit!
by A Devout Follower. April 2, 2021
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When you're vomiting and shitting at the same time. Likely due to food poisoning.
Holy fuck, I ate some bad Indian food last night and can't stop shomiting this morning.
by Pittance for Mittens January 23, 2016
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