When one smells a fart or a shit it is simply because there senses are bombarded with molecules of shit. Can you taste my fart? Well lap those shitecules up SUKKA, Eat My SHIT!
Someone more interested in making sure the letter of the law is followed even if it runs contrary to the spirit/intent of the law
Soldier 1: I'm about to deploy to a combat zone and I couldn't get a new helmet from supply.
Soldier 2: Out of stock, huh?
Solider 1: No, they had five of them in my size but said I couldn't have them. Their new regulations state they are always "required to have five in stock at all times" in case someone needs them.
Soldier 2: What a shoeclerk!
1. The aromatic, organic particle emitted en mass from flatulence and/or waste receptacles that causes a revulsive reaction from the human occupants of a room.
2. When someone or something shits themselves and interrupts the current merrymaking (usually resulting in five minutes of uproarious humor or several minutes of uncomfortable shifting about).
Ex. Uh?...EWW! Dude, Wazzat YOU! OH My GOD!
What the F**k did you eat?!? You could choke a heyena. I think I got a shitecule in my eye!
Ex. Uh, well, uh...Yes, well...Is, is there, well uh...