Boat Shoez 

1. Shoes that act as boats that may be used to travel relatively cheaply across oceans. No international taxes will apply if visiting Australia. Re-entry to the U.S. may require payment of a small fee (This is commonly known as extortion).

2. Party time!

You - "I wish I could afford to travel to Australia"
Me - "Boat shoez?"

Boat Shoez by Unpoison October 20, 2008

Sheez and Geez 

Slang for Shits and Giggles. Just for fun.

Why don't we try anal, just for sheez and geez?
Nah, let's just throw rocks onto the highway, just for sheez and geez!

Sheez and Geez by W.D.Campbell May 2, 2020

shoe lover 

Someone with a shoe fetish. Shoe lovers usually prefer sweaty shoes over clean ones. Shoe lovers masturbate by humping shoes, shoving shoes up their butt, by shoving shoes up someone else's butt or by deepthroating shoes.

That gayboy said he wants to shove as many shoes as he can fit into Ryan's big bubble booty. He must be a shoe lover

shoe lover by Gay ballerhino April 4, 2019

Sheezah 

She is a very beautiful girl who is also very sweet and cares a lot about her friends. She would never admit that she is beautiful even though she really is. She’s always there for her friends no matter what and makes sure that they don’t get bored but is very bad at giving ideas on what her friends should do if they’re bored... She is also known to be a genius and an intelligent girl but would never admit that she is. Sometimes, she’ll not open up to people but that will balance out since it will create a sense of curiousity to know more about her. Once you’ll get to know her, you’ll realize that you’ve done something really good to get a friend like her. She’s really fun to chat with. She’s an amazing amazing amazing person to be around. People who are friends with Sheezah should never lose someone like her since people like her are very special! A few words would be very less to describe Sheezah, since there are a lot of more words which would describe her perfectly! She’s just amazing and lovely!

A: Omg, I wish I was like Sheezah, she’s really beautiful and sweet. I really wish that I never ever lose an awesome friend like her!
G: ikr!!!! Sheezah is just amazing!

Sheezah by One_and_only10 February 1, 2019

tennis shoe Ernie 

The most famous geriatric in all of the greater Steubenville metropolitan area, known for driving his scooter in negative 30 degree weather. His cleaning equipment is held in two giant tubes protruding from the back of his scooter. You can usually catch him washing a window or sitting on the sidewalk.

Man, did you see tennis shoe Ernie bookin' it down sunset today?

tennis shoe Ernie by comaco November 26, 2010

shoe horned 

Forced into a position or situation where, under normal circumstances, wouldn't have fit or belonged otherwise.

Much like the device the term was named after, it is awkwardly insisting something to be where it shouldn't.

The producer insisted the writers shoe horned a romantic sub-plot in what was supposed to just be a horror-themed crime drama.

"There was no opportunity in the conversation for Chris to talk about this thing that was only interesting to him, so he shoe-horned it into the conversation with an awkward segway."

shoe horned by Waffletron May 2, 2016

Rule of Shoe 

Formula for deciding whether someone died from an impact by how many shoes flew off
1 shoe = half dead
2 shoes= dead

Person 1: did you see both of that guys’ shoes fly off when he got hit by that car?
Person 2: Rule Of Shoe, he dead

Rule of Shoe by 1stonedrogue December 25, 2017