1. Shoes that act as boats that may be used to travel relatively cheaply across oceans. No international taxes will apply if visiting Australia. Re-entry to the U.S. may require payment of a small fee (This is commonly known as extortion).

2. Party time!
You - "I wish I could afford to travel to Australia"
Me - "Boat shoez?"
by Unpoison September 3, 2008
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