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Shoeshay 

A derivation of touche’

This came about by placing, using, throwing, catching, hitting, losing, finding, skating, destroying, squashing, tieing, ditching, burying, kicking, shooting, firing, burning, dropping, cooking, pulling, pushing, puppeting, narrating, raping et cetera and generally doing creative and hilarious things with shoes and giving them a personality. These events would be filmed/photographed and records are now of epic proportion.

Shoeshays have been done in Singapore, Malaysia, all over Australia, UAE, Kenya, at the very top of Mount Kilimanjaro, the serengeti, Tanzania, England, Wales, Mauritius to name a few… Now its Europes turn!

Shoeshay is the term given when acknowledging such a credible activity conducted by an individual.
One would scale a tall staue and put his shoe in the mouth (or ass)of the statue and take a picture.

Upon showing this to his pals they would reply "Nice shoeshay!"
Shoeshay by Andyman_Perth September 3, 2008
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Shoeshay 

A derivation of touche’

This came about by placing, using, throwing, catching, hitting, losing, finding, skating, destroying, squashing, tieing, ditching, burying, kicking, shooting, firing, burning, dropping, cooking, pulling, pushing, puppeting, narrating, raping et cetera and generally doing creative and hilarious things with shoes and giving them a personality. These events would be filmed/photographed and records are now of epic proportion.

Shoeshays have been done in Singapore, Malaysia, all over Australia, UAE, Kenya, at the very top of Mount Kilimanjaro, the serengeti, Tanzania, England, Wales, Mauritius to name a few.

Shoeshay is the term given when acknowledging such a credible activity conducted by an individual.
One would scale a tall staue and put his shoe in the mouth (or ass) of the statue and take a picture.

Upon showing this to his pals they would reply "Dude, nice shoeshay!"
Shoeshay by Andyman_Perth June 21, 2006
Related Words
Noun - female eshay.
Tougher than a male eshay. Usually quick to anger and doesn’t back down from a fight with females or males.
That sheshay just knocked that guy out.
sheshay by OrigSheshay December 23, 2019

shoeshake200 

A shoeshake2000 is when you are a white guy who wants to be black but has animosity because hes not.
Thank God I'm not a Shoeshake2000. Id kill myself if i was.
shoeshake200 by georgy porgy September 29, 2006

Shoeshanked 

To simply roast the hell out someone
Maddie:"Kelsey can't dab for shit"
Cora:"dayyuuummm u shoeshanked her ass"
Shoeshanked by 131513 October 9, 2016
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026