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shockfended 

Definition: The state of being both shocked and offended.
I was shockfended to learn that my most recent brilliant ideas were shot down and marked "Needs Improvement."

shockumentary 

A documentary style film that is designed and presented so as to shock and possibly anger the audience towards the subject of the documentary. The views presented are usually one sided and in some cases are based on conspiracy theories.
"Farenheit 911", "Loose Change", "Walmart: The high cost of low prices" and "Who killed the electric car?" are all examples of a shockumentary.
shockumentary by Woody76 November 25, 2006

Shockley 

When a girl gives a guy, whom she is not dating, head in the woods.
Lexi:"Hey, I hung out with Brandon after school yesterday."
Breanna:"Cool. What'd you guys do?"
Lexi:"Well, I pulled a shockley, and after wiping the dirt off my knees with a napkin from my lunchbox, we went to Taco Bell."
Breanna:"That's sick, you're sick."
Shockley by Ridindirty1026 March 4, 2009

shockumentum 

A helpless feeling of panic and rage brought on by the steep learning curve associated with Documentum.
My templates are not associated to my content files and these geeks keep telling me my relationships are screwed up.

I've got a serious case of shockumentum!
shockumentum by Mark Procopio December 12, 2007

shockled 

a blend of the words shocked and baffled used in instances where one or the other simply wont satisfy the magnitude of the reaction.
At first, I was shocked but the more I thought of it, I became baffled as well. This information flat out shockled me.
shockled by GrandmasterSchrute March 11, 2021

Shockenfreude 

The feeling you get when you realize that things you laugh and joke about with one social group would be found horrifying by another.
I felt a certain shockenfreude when I realized a group of pregnant women had overhead us making dead baby jokes.

4chan is an internet community that revels in shockenfreude.