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shockblocker 

Similar to a cockblocker, the shockblocker is reserved for those attempting to block a lesbian hook-up. Although this hook-up may not really involve the shocker (two in the pink, one in the stink)... it will definitely involve at least two fingers and not a cock, and so shockblocker is the most appropriate term.
I tried to hook up with her, but her friend was being such a shockblocker.

Stop being a shockblocker.
shockblocker by Shanette August 23, 2007

shocka locka 

When you are having sex doggystyle with your chick, insert your thumb in her ass. Next, bend your thumb to lock it in place. Scream "Boom, Shocka Locka!"
She couldn't escape the shocka locka.
shocka locka by Kuss March 12, 2004

Shockanokanoma 

A replacement for practically any swear word you can think of in the spur of the moment to prevent you from getting in to trouble
You get bad news' to avoid getting in trouble shout ', shockanokanoma!
Shockanokanoma by Sludge May 26, 2021

shuckaluckadingdong 

Someone who is air headed, not very bright, hilariously dumb.
Matt is a shuckaluckadingdong.

shackalacka 

First used in basketball during an amazing play. This term is now widely used to describe an amazing event.
Iverson puts up a field goal from half court - he makes it, SHACKALACKA!!!
shackalacka by steveorama November 20, 2007

shockalockadingdong 

when you have absolutly no clue about anything
if you have amnesia, you have a case of shockalockadingdong