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Sext-shock
The "WHAT THE FUCK" feeling one gets the morning after a night of exchanging clandestine smutty texts.
Damn... Did I really tell him I wanted him to jerk off and cum for me? No more liquor for you, bitch. Talk about some major sext-shock!
Sext-shock by FluidFire11 February 1, 2014
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Sexy Shock
When your in complete shock when someone sexy passes you or you see them or if they talk to you and you say what because your in shock that someone as sexy would talk to a dirt bag like you.
Thinking.....
Mac and cheese or pasta bacon cabornara
Sexy Person 1: " I like macronni cheese".
Dirt bag you:" I love cheese". stutters it.
now your in sexy shock
Mac and cheese or pasta bacon cabornara
Sexy Person 1: " I like macronni cheese".
Dirt bag you:" I love cheese". stutters it.
now your in sexy shock
Sexy Shock by Fuzzy13456789123467984531 July 30, 2011
One Sock Sexual
As soon as I took off my shoes, the One Sock Sexual tried jumping my bones after seeing me with only one sock on.
One Sock Sexual by Jack6626 June 10, 2022
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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