Shuck Fuck 

When farmers get lonely (once their daughters move out), sometimes they will shuck an ear of corn, and insert said ear into their own/acquaintance's/mistress/pig's anus. Shuck fuck.

I done been so lonely since Carla Jean went off to work at Uncle Limpy's Hump Palace, that I had to resort to shuck fuckin! But there ain't no amount o' corn that can shuck fuck my depression away...

Shuck Fuck by Crusty Howard April 21, 2017

sock fuck 

1) The fucking of a chick with a sock covering the penis in order to prevent pregnancy when you dont have a condom.
2) Also to be used as an inslult to do in a friends ear, and only in the ear anywhere else is sorta gay.

1)Guy: hey honey sorry but i dont have any condoms so you think i can just sock fuck you

Girl: yeah thats ok

2)Curt: brendan, give me back my deal card and stop cheating or god help me i will sock fuck you straight in the ear

Brendan: geez, chill out thats nasty...fag

sock fuck by Big C Bardwell Bigvaney May 18, 2010

shuck fuck 

The act of having sex in a corn maze

“Hey Stephanie, we're in a corn maze, this is a perfect opportunity to shuck fuck”

shuck fuck by I like kiddos May 14, 2024

shuck fuck 

(verb) the act of having sex in a corn maze.

“Yo Stephanie, we're in a corn maze...now's the perfect opportunity to shuck fuck 😎😩”

shuck fuck by I like kiddos May 14, 2024

fuck sock 

Any sock, usually worn througout that day, in which you shoot your load into while masturbating to a raunchy porn.

Dude, I just found Fitzy's fuck sock stuffed between the bed matress, SICK!!!

fuck sock by Nick June 19, 2006

Fuck sock 

A lame, pointless pocket on a shirt that serves no purpose.

"That's not a pocket, it's a fuck sock."

Fuck sock by Dickweed McGee May 3, 2014

Fuck Sock 

A fuck sock is a term used be people who fuck there socks, or like to use socks as a condom.

"Oh hey man I love my fuck sock its better than my dads ass."
"Hey girl let me put on a fuck sock before the sex"

Fuck Sock by RTYF April 4, 2020