Poop Shnaegel is shit that ends up on your
hands as you wipe your
ass. This is of no consequence to those who wash their
hands after taking a dump, but can become an issue to those who don't.
Damn, I took a juicy dump
today and got poop shnaegel all over my right hand. I was really pissed when I discovered the sink wasn't working and there were no towels to wipe off my stained, stinky hand! I almost forgot about it till I started to
eat a
donut and got a wiff of my last dump. No wonder my dog kept wanting to lick my fingers.