Poop Shnaegel is shit that
ends up on your hands as you wipe your ass. This is of no consequence to those who
wash their hands after taking a dump, but can become an issue to those who don'
t.
Damn, I took a
juicy dump today and got poop shnaegel all over my right hand. I was really
pissed when I discovered the sink wasn'
t working and there were no towels to wipe off my stained, stinky hand! I almost forgot about it till I started to eat a donut and got a wiff of my last dump. No wonder my dog kept wanting to lick my fingers.