Poop Shnaegel is shit that
ends up on your hands as you wipe your ass. This is of no consequence to those who
wash their hands after taking a dump, but can become an issue to those who
don't.
Damn, I took a juicy dump today and got poop shnaegel all over my right hand. I was really pissed when I discovered the sink wasn't working and there were no towels to wipe off my stained,
stinky hand! I almost forgot about it till I started to eat a
donut and got a wiff of my last dump. No wonder my dog kept wanting to
lick my fingers.