shnob

An action in which a female masturbates with a doorknob.

Alivia: Bro, I’m so horny i’m about to go shnob.

Jacob: Dood I’d totally shnob if I had a vagina too!

Alivia: That would be gnarly, man!

Jacob: Totally tubular!

by ɐɥsǝǝnbɹɐʇ February 10, 2020

shnob

a fucking mean, snot of a person

why do you always have to be a shnob!

by joey January 25, 2004

shnob

a cruel snob of a bitch

you mean shnob!!!

by janie January 26, 2004

shnob

a rude, snobby, stuck up girl

you are such a shnob!

by molly January 25, 2004

Shnob

Shnob is the god tier level of head. If one ever receive shnob, you will never ever EVER leave the girl your with. Shnob is very rare so use it wisely.

-Jayden Bradley

“I think the head was so good I think I got shnob bro. I’m finna marry her no cap. I’m not finding this no where else chief !”

by Jaydon_Almighty September 1, 2020

shnobs

Comes from the saying "shno big deal". Meaning not a big deal.

pronounced: shh-nn-oh-bs

person 1: hey i accidently forgot your stuff in my house
person 2: oh its shnobs.

by bparkfranks November 10, 2009

Shnob

a very snotty person

my friend becky is such a shnob

by YOKO January 25, 2004