1 definition by ɐɥsǝǝnbɹɐʇ

shnob

An action in which a female masturbates with a doorknob.

Alivia: Bro, I’m so horny i’m about to go shnob.

Jacob: Dood I’d totally shnob if I had a vagina too!

Alivia: That would be gnarly, man!

Jacob: Totally tubular!

by ɐɥsǝǝnbɹɐʇ February 10, 2020