When someone accidentally sneezes while kissing another person and ends up by some possible chance, shooting boogers up their nose. It's a gross sight to witness.
Girl 1: ''I messed up on our Tinder date last night with this guy.''
Girl 2: ''What happened?''
Girl 1: ''I accidentally Shnurped when we were kissing and now he won't talk to me anymore :(''
1. something used in place of a curse word; 2. a word used when you get excited; 3. if you forget the lyrics to a song; 4. shmirp can be ANYTHING you want it to be; 5. NOT a type of seafood
1. "what the shmirp just happened?!" "oh shmirp"
2. "SHMIIIIIRPPPPP!!!!"
3. "you know, that song that goes 'shimirpy shmirp shmirp.'"