shnext 

to snap chat while shitting

I sat down and sent a shnext, and felt a profound sense of being efficient. Just as my body had been cleansed form the toxins of last night's bourbon and aged cheese, the world of information was only briefly subject to my writing.

shnext by KRmd January 17, 2017

shnext 

A fat, lazy dog, normally would go by the name Lexus.

"Come here, Shnext....oh you can't, because your fat and lazy"

shnext by pookie3779 August 31, 2006

Shext

To send a picture, via text, of a life changing or impressive poo.

I just dropped a life changing crap. I feel like a great weight has been lifted and I can see clearly. I'll Shext you a pic.

Shext by TOcThis January 3, 2013

Shtexting 

The act of shitting and texting at the same time to get many things done at once for those busy people out there.

I had a big party to get people invited for and nothing could get in my way. So while I was on the toilet doing my business I kept at it, shtexting everyone to they could know when to show up.

Shtexting by local 5 1 June 20, 2009

Shnexy 

me

I am so shnexy

Shnexy by I_am_Zoey April 19, 2022

Shexting

texting your friends, loved ones or even your annoying co-workers whilst taking a dump on the porcelain throne. Shitting plus texting equals shexting.

Robert got an important text while shitting, so was forced to use the shexting method

Shexting by trannykingtuck January 31, 2007

Sinexting

When you text parts or all of the lyrics to a song your listening to or you just know of.

Jamie- AND I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU~
Gannett- what are you doing Jamie

Jamie- I'm sinexting

Sinexting by Just_a_person March 13, 2015