shnew

A suprised outburst: a different way to say,,, what the hell,fuck or shit.
THIS IS THE REAL DEFFINITION THERE IS NO OTHER!

what the shnew?
what the shnew!
what the shnew.
what the shnew.....
what the shnew,

by boonerassassin May 11, 2006

Shnew

a big happ sound; to be used in a positive way of excitement and congratulations.

"Woah, dude! Did you see that guy??? He was just shnewin' all over the place!"
"I'm so happy, I could shnew!"

by themothership November 4, 2019

Honk Shnew

When someone really cute wants to go to sleep.

Person One: What's wrong? Are you tired?
Person Two: Honk shnew. *falls asleep*

by misskitten02 May 19, 2018

sister shnew

sister sleepover

let’s have a sister shnew tonight?

let’s have a sister shnewsy !!

by the real shnew April 27, 2021

Shnews

(Noun) News that's not new.

Weekend news was a schnews.

After dinner i'll check the news even though it's probably a shnews.

by Johnston McKenzie May 3, 2023

oodie shnew

The reaction you have when your middle-aged friend, who doesnt understand technology, takes a selfie, but the camera is meticulously positioned in such a way as to diminish wrinkles since they have never heard of photoshop. The resulting photo then makes them look like a serial axe murderer since a fear of showing their wrinkles means they would never smile for the selfie. It becomes more absurd when they actually think they had taken a good photo all the while you seem to die a little inside.

Marissa: I want to meet you in person.
Johnny: got pics?
Marissa: sure .(sends pics)
Johnny: wtf, why do you look like you hunt and kill innocence?
Marissa: wtffff...shut yo ass up bitch. You just jealous cause I'm fabulous.
Johnny: oodie shnew.

by Depelated August 6, 2018

Shnew

This word can be put in place of any other word, usually one that starts with "s".

Kiss my shnew!
Shnew off!

by Better Class of Losers November 15, 2003