sharfing

Simultaneous shitting and barfing, sometimes occurring when suffering from a severe bout of the flu.

Dude, I was so sick last week - I was sharfing for two days in a row!

sharfing by Spurtz November 12, 2007

shnargins

1. When you can't think of a word in a conversation or you are too lazy to try, shnargins takes the place of any person, place, or thing.

2. Can be used in place of an expletive to show anger or discontent

1: "Today, I will partake in many fun shnargins"

2: "Oh shnargins, I forgot my keys"

shnargins by sls9 March 8, 2014

shnaring 

When a partner's bodily fluids enter a person's nasal cavity, that person is shnaring.

She laughed as I came in her mouth, and she ended up shnaring.

It went right up my nose, she totally made me shnare.

shnaring by AlisterT August 27, 2006

Snarfingtons

A restaurant that serves endless Breadsticks as well as dipping sauces but not soup. They also sell cinnamon breadsticks which are very similar to the normal breadsticks except their made with cinnamon. I cannot stress enough that they do not sell Soup.

Person1: Wow! Snarfington's soup is really good!
Person2: Snarfington's doesn't have soup you idiot! It's dipping sauce!

Person1: I'm sorry I didn't know... it was an accident
Person2: you've failed me for the last time!
Person1: please sir, I'm sorry.....NOOOOOOOO!
"boom"
Person2: snarf...Snarfingtons

Snarfingtons by shypolarbear March 6, 2013

Snarfing the pooper 

The earnest tongue bathing of one's own brownie hopper.

"The cat stopped in the middle of what he was doing to snarf his pooper."

"There are very few careers for which 'snarfing the pooper' would be beneficial to your resume."

Snarfing the pooper by SnarfPooper August 13, 2014

Sharfinate 

The act of Shitting, Farting, Barfing and Urinating simultaneously.

Ashley felt really sick at work and without shame started to sharfinate in her cubicle.

Sharfinate by Ashickle October 12, 2011

snarfin' 

Eating as if there is no tommorrow; almost to the point of inhaling your food.

Quit snarfin' down your food like a maniac!

snarfin' by Daniel Kimbril October 8, 2006