Shmuck

A word used to describe someone who has done an extremely idiotic and stupid move

Man1 : *dies
man2: whatta shmuck

by Succulent wenis April 5, 2018

Shmuck

A term used to adress a person of extraordinary levels of idiocy.

Cade: How many shmucks does it take to change a lightbulb?
Dunker: Who cares you shmuck! All you need are some tasty waves and a cool buzz and you’ll be fine!

by supremelordignacio September 12, 2018

Shmuck

The Foreskin that is removed from the Penis during a circumcision is the correct definition of shmuck.

Only a shmuck would would would stand up a woman on a date.

by AJK March 2, 2004

shmuck

(Yiddish)
a) A penis.
b) An annoying person.

"I was planning this party for weeks, and this Shmuck comes and ruined it !!"

by Anonymous August 12, 2003

shmuck

1. Slang for penis

2. An annoying person.

Look at the shmuck on that horse!

by Bobby Leeford August 26, 2008

shmuck

a stupid person, someone who is stupid adjective

you are a shmuck for pulling that stunt.

by eraoner April 9, 2007

shmuck

(n) That portion of one's penis which is cut off during circumcision. A useless appendage.

Man, that guy whose job it is to greet people as they walk in to the Bank must feel like a real Shmuck.

by TuneEsq January 28, 2003