4 definitions by AJK

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The Foreskin that is removed from the Penis during a circumcision is the correct definition of shmuck.
Only a shmuck would would would stand up a woman on a date.
by AJK March 01, 2004

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A man, often but not always gay, who favors the stereotypically lesbian lifestyle, i.e., Birkenstocks, sandals, long scruffy hair, recycling, vegetarian pot-lucks, child-raising, etc. as oppossed to circuit parties, gym memberships, promiscuity, and fashion etc.
Remember that show "All in the Family"? Gloria's husband, Mike, a.k.a. "Meathead" was a real *guy-dyke*.
by AJK December 19, 2003

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Alex Mitchell Fox is a....
Mitch is a bellend
by AJK April 05, 2004

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Agreed, "Name for the British, originated from British sailors SUCKING limes to prevent scurvy".
As to the insinuation that this is an example of how the “British were always the smart ones" one should question, after ruling the high seas and controlling so many beautiful places in the world, while suckin lines, why in God's name they ended up with the crappiest piece of land in the entire empire!! yeah, smart ones they are!. Suck some more limes baby!

If Britain isn’t the 51st state, why do so many Brits think there are 51 states! Brilliant your are ... Mates!
by AJK November 20, 2003

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