shmog

to be a dick. to do something unworthy to someone

don't shmog on my parade, it was alot of work!

by Jesse Bowden December 3, 2007

shmog

1. A word someone says when upset with somebody
2. A word someone says when sad about something

1. This shmogs! I can't beleive he cannot come over!
2. I really wanted to go see the movie, youre making me shmog.

by jacobsol June 21, 2010

shmog

To be so zooted that when you’re friend says what’s up you just say “I’m shmog”

Bro I’m so shmog that I’m on fucking mars hanging out with fucking aliens dude

by amartjetski March 7, 2019

rog-shmog

The act of sending back a meal at a restaurant after peeing in it.

"Hahaha!" I just rog-shmogged that new restaurant in town!"

by Supergalactic king awesomeness December 1, 2016

Glazing the shmog

The absolute dumbest way to say putting condiments on a hotdog

"hey man you ready to leave Costco?"
"Yeah hang on I just gotta finish glazing the shmog rq"

by GloogDoinker420 August 24, 2024

shmog

verb; to be bothersome, to wrong do someone, or do something that wasn't at a good time.

justus - you guys are all fags and i'm gonna go be sicker and have more money than all of you

saffren-way to shmog on everyone justus, u faggot.

by Jdawgpunkrocker November 19, 2007

SHMOG FART

A super loud fart that goes toot toot and is very wet and juicy

Person 1:flllarppppp always amn
Person 2:dude that was a loud shmog fart.

by Heuchdj May 18, 2021