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shmog

to be a dick. to do something unworthy to someone
don't shmog on my parade, it was alot of work!
by Jesse Bowden December 3, 2007
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shmog

1. A word someone says when upset with somebody
2. A word someone says when sad about something
1. This shmogs! I can't beleive he cannot come over!
2. I really wanted to go see the movie, youre making me shmog.
by jacobsol June 21, 2010
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shmog

To be so zooted that when you’re friend says what’s up you just say “I’m shmog”
Bro I’m so shmog that I’m on fucking mars hanging out with fucking aliens dude
by amartjetski March 7, 2019
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rog-shmog

The act of sending back a meal at a restaurant after peeing in it.
"Hahaha!" I just rog-shmogged that new restaurant in town!"
by Supergalactic king awesomeness December 1, 2016
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shmog

verb; to be bothersome, to wrong do someone, or do something that wasn't at a good time.
justus - you guys are all fags and i'm gonna go be sicker and have more money than all of you

saffren-way to shmog on everyone justus, u faggot.
by Jdawgpunkrocker November 19, 2007
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SHMOG FART

A super loud fart that goes toot toot and is very wet and juicy
Person 1:flllarppppp always amn
Person 2:dude that was a loud shmog fart.
by Heuchdj May 18, 2021
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shmog

A term used to describe the act of consuming something, especially a delicious food or beverage, with voracity, speed, and immense enjoyment. It implies savoring the experience and indulging without reservation.
*after receiving take out order, not having had a meal in 8-10 hours*
Bro 1: "Bro I'm going to shmog this burrito so hard."
Bro 2: "Hell yeah bro that looks delectable and scrumptious."
by wafflemonster68 October 18, 2023
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