shmeestered 

to get drunk out of your mind; get "destroyed" from alcohol; 'Hammered'

.

We're gonna get so shmeestered this weekend, I can't wait.

We just bought $400 dollars worth of alcohol; we're getting shmeestered tonight.

"What did you do last night?"
"I don't remember, i was shmeestered."

shmeestered by ALAINR August 24, 2011

shmoette 

Noun.

A female specific word for Shmoe.
A term of friendly endearment.
A playful insult.

Pronounced Shh-moe-et

Phone call:
A: Hello?
B: Hey hun, pass the phone to the Shmoette please?
A: Shmoette! Phone!
C: 'Sup Shmoe?

shmoette by Aiden Jennings September 8, 2006

Shomelette 

A type of breakfast made from the bowels of your lover. You fuck your partner up the ass until you get an ass gape big enough to put ingredients in. Once the hole is big enough you crack open an egg and pour the yolk in and add whatever else you like on your Omelette's. Once all the ingredients are in the asshole you resume making love to your partner up the ass. Then when you feel like you have mixed the ingredients well enough you have your partner shit it out onto a frying pan and you fully cook the egg. Eat once all raw meats or eggs are fully cooked. Bon Appetite!

"Dude i was fucking my girlfriend and she asked for a Shomelette!"

"Oh man my ass hurts from that Shomelette last night..."

Shomelette by Jake Kocaine January 13, 2009

Simonette 

Simonette is the most caring and gorgeous girl in the world. She is very smart, she knows when to back down. She is a little nervous around new people but she warms up eventually. She is a goofball sometimes but it adds to her charm. She is very loyal and she never lowers her standard for anybody. She’s a little whitewashed but can still swear you out in Spanish. She also likes tall guys.

I love Simonette

Simonette by liam.vives February 8, 2023

shmette 

The act of having a small sized penis

That boy has a shmette sized penis .

shmette by theylovesophiia November 26, 2016

shonette 

People says she is miserable but she is just misunderstood waiting and wanting to be loved

Hates being ignored and dosen't like other people get the attention she was having she gets jealous easily

She is fragile and even though she put on a brave exterior she is breaking in the inside not allowing anyone to know her problems and Will alwasys listen to other peoples problem even though her replys might not be what you expected cause she has no filter

Shonette is always here to listen to our problems but boy she has no filter on her mouth

shonette by Aya_ November 24, 2021

shmeeter 

A clitoris or just generally a part of a woman's vagina.

"Yo man I licked that bitch's shmeeter right off."

shmeeter by Do Be Dude April 14, 2004