shmelon 

Slang term for a female breast, usually of considerable size.

"WHOA, check out the shmelons on that chick. They're nice"

shmelon by shdick February 10, 2010

Smelon

An adjective used to describe anyone who has negative personality traits. It is an abreviation of the words smelly and melon.

Person: I can’t believe how stupid you are. You’re such a smelon!
Smelon: Haha I am a smelon

Smelon by Lacaswetty June 14, 2018

Shmelons 

A showered melon, any type cantaloupe, honey dew, etc.

Wow those shmelons are so clean I wanna eat them.

Shmelons by hjb/k.bn j/lb September 17, 2016

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Smelony 

The act of emitting a foul or raunchy odor from one’s nether region that is so offensive to the smelling sense of another, it should be classified by law as a felony.

“My co-worker was in the cafeteria earlier today eating a burrito then came by my cubicle later on and committed a smelony. He should be arrested!!"

Smelony by SFJ454 February 11, 2009

shmelton 

when its hot and humid outside and your nutsack sticks to your inner thigh

WOW its hot i have a nansty ass freggin shmelton...

shmelton by brenden alley November 10, 2005

Shmalone 

The act of having sexual intercourse

Kevin was in a one year rut and called up Teagan to shmalone

Shmalone by Jackie D March 19, 2008