shmelvin

Rhys Powell. The absolute legend that goes to hereford sixth form. Normally seen in his usual habitat of spoons or crack den.

Hey shmelvin

shmelvin by Olivia123321 April 26, 2023

shmeckinwhepper

Your pecker or your eggplant 🍆

Keep your Shmeckinwhepper in your briefs , Dave .

shmeckinwhepper by Barharhar September 11, 2020

shmellin 

This word was made by D.J. Butcher Utah (801)When you are smoking weed and chilling with your friends. We call it "shmellin" because you are smoking and chilling..

Someone asks what you are doing?
I'm "shmellin".

shmellin by Lisa Marie Steiner May 26, 2009

shmerkin ur' gerkin 

jerkin your plirkin; all up in your flirkin; also nuirkin your glishirkin could be translated to "isolated self manipulation of ones genitals" founded in 1850 by world renowned explorer Sir Edward Lithius Longfellow Shmerkin; while stranded in isolation on an east african island he had to "shmerk his gerk" in order to pass the days.

Domo! are you shmerkin ur' gerkin? i asked as he sat all alone in the cold dark corner.

shmerkin ur' gerkin by Sir Edward Lithius Longfellow Shmerkin December 29, 2007

smelkins

A word for someone so pretentious you can't help but to mentally visualize their imminent grisly death by a bunch of bikies. A person who spouts more bullshit than the entire united states government put together.

"ay, look at that smelkins, he's so pretentious it hurts."

smelkins by voyeurator August 14, 2009

shmelting 

The melting feeling you get when you are under the influence of marijuana.

Look at him over there shmelting away.

shmelting by Better than you school since 1855. September 10, 2006

shmeckinwhepper

Your dong or your eggplant 🍆

Keep your Shmeckinwhepperin your briefs , Dave

shmeckinwhepper by Barharhar September 11, 2020