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Diminutive of "shmok" or "shmuk" and similar to the English term "prick".
1) noun - a person demonstrating annoying, or despicable behavior.
2) noun - small penis.
3) noun - schmeckles are a currency in the TV series Rick & Morty, introduced in the episode "Meeseeks and Destroy".
1) That guy's a real shmekel for stealing candy from a baby.
2) She said she loves me, that size doesn't matter, and that my shmekel is kind of cute.
3) Her breast augmentation cost 25 Schmeckles.
Shmekel by ubershmekel November 22, 2022
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Shmekel- This Jewish slang word refers to a properly circumcised wang. It is the centerpiece in Israeli porn. In fact most Israeli secular media is not complete without one.
Shmekel is the male hose.
Shmekel by CtrlAltaDel December 28, 2005

shmekle tiddie

When she succin yo pp and u fondle her butthole
Bruh that homie I shmekle tiddied her
shmekle tiddie by Succa meh pp December 3, 2017

shmekelpuss 

A woman subject to small penises on frequent occasions.
Keshiki often finds herself in bed with a man with a small penis, that is why we refer to her as a shmekelpuss.
shmekelpuss by Soupton December 28, 2005

shmekeldorfed 

to be outwitted, hoaxed or duped in ant way by a sole (one) con man
"Hey that guy in the trenchcoat gave me fony insururance" this man was shmekeldorfed
A legendary marsupial alleged to be found in the wilderness of Maine. This marsupial has no backbone or mouth. It oozes across the ground, pulling itself along with its enormously long tongue. This marsupial is supposed to have plaid fur, and one eye is pink while the other is brown. The Shmeekles is six feet long, and feeds off of the souls of salamanders.
Gather 'round the campfire, children! it's time to tell the tale of the Shmeekles...
Shmeekles by Cullan. W. November 11, 2008
A rather small penis

A Guy With A Huge Ego Yet a Small Penis

A Guy Who Acts Like He Has A Penis Yet Doesnt Have One
A Guy Who Claims He has a Big Penis but has a micro-penis

Aka Sammy H
"So did you hookup with Evan?"

"No he's a shmekle"
Shmekle by Bi-bi-physcopath June 3, 2017