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A fat midget with a deep voice.
Dude that shmed looks like an "Umpa lumpa" but has a deep voice!

My uncle is a shmed! Hes so short and fat, and has a deep voice too!
by xPapaxSmurfx1995x February 17, 2010

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A Ciggarette, US.
A Fag, British.
"Hey, give me one of them shmeds"
"Do you have any shmeds?"
by drec September 07, 2005

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nick shrmens nickname
shmed is gay so go and say hii
by pooo February 04, 2005

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