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A fat midget with a deep voice.
Dude that shmed looks like an "Umpa lumpa" but has a deep voice!

My uncle is a shmed! Hes so short and fat, and has a deep voice too!
by xPapaxSmurfx1995x February 17, 2010

Words related to shmed

deep fat midget short voice
A Ciggarette, US.
A Fag, British.
"Hey, give me one of them shmeds"
"Do you have any shmeds?"
by drec September 07, 2005
nick shrmens nickname
shmed is gay so go and say hii
by pooo February 04, 2005