shmeckle

Bram has got a shmeckle so small its impossible to see

by Harrisson roberts November 5, 2008

An extremely small penis, the size of a tick tack.

Kyle said, "I have a shmeckle!" Matt replied, "Do you jack off with a cheerio?"

by Werner Heisenberg March 20, 2009

Phillip has a shmeckle

by ed January 28, 2005

a very funny looking and/or small penis, a.k.a. Carson Daly

by howareya January 29, 2004

to inflict damage to someone whether it be physical, emotional, or mental.

Ian: "Bro, did you see the fight at school?!"

Brian: "Yeah, man! That guy got shmeckled!!

by The Shmeckler July 27, 2017

Shmeckle

The act of spitting a loogie on your dick and sticking it in a girls ass...being jewish may or may not apply

by O.P. 300 August 29, 2010